Dearest Kuwaitis,
The problem is not in sports, government, schools, social life, morals, or even values. It is US. We are the problem. I truly believe that there are good citizens among you whom love their country dearly, and aches when he sees his beloved Kuwait going down in flames. God knows that I feel like my heart skips a beat when I see those so called athletes enter the arena. WHY? Everyone is asking why, why are our fans praying for a peaceful game and not a victorious one. Why does the Kuwait athlete no longer cares about the game. Why is it “us” the fans and “them” the players and managers. Why when I watch our players on the field I feel like I want to go and shoot those little runts. Why we hate them so much. Why, why, and why.
Well, there are a few factors that I would like to point out, there is no one reason for all the down hill movement we are experiencing in our beloved Kuwait. There are many reason on many levels, be it social, environmental, or psychological, working simultaneously. When we look at the social goals in our Kuwaiti culture we find that they are unobtainable. A Kuwaiti is expected to:-
1. Have a car that exceeds 20,000kd and must be “wikala”
2. Have a four digit salary
3. Have a name when mentioned people stand in respect
4. Have semi-god powers
5. Is ready to get indebt to his eyeballs so that he can keep up the image
6. Must not speed away when approaching his residents, because in spite of his flashy car he still has a SHIT house. And if you are one of those mentioned we pray as you speed into your house, your foot slips and you trash it.
7. Must carry 3 mobiles on person and 4 more in the car.
8. Call (1-800-wanna be a Kuwaiti) for the other 2,326,225,34.½ rules so that you can keep up with the unbelievable Kuwaiti social goals.
There is only one way these goals are obtainable by the entire Kuwaiti population, here goes:-
We have to piss the US so much that they drop an A-bomb on Kuwait city, then we all some how end up in heaven. Unless we seriously consider finding someone with an A-bomb, or wait around for Iran a few years, I suggest we change these goals.
Another “why” I would like to mention, why are Kuwaitis so racists? We are the most racists country God has ever made. We hate every one, we are so angry at everything, so ready to get into it and rip the guyz head off.
Fellow Kuwaitis, we do not hate each other, we are not angry at anyone. We are what we are because we are failing in an already failing system. Do not despair, no one can achieve these goals and if they do “Allah ihaneehom”. when we try so hard to have everything we are not suppose to, we tend to get angry and upset, these emotions play a critical roll in our daily lives. As we keep on marching with all our banners and flags towards a mirage in the horizon, we are bound to arrive and find the truth about a for longed dry dream.
Is it me or has signal lights in Kuwait became a “fight arena”. you need to carry a gun to look around and admire the view. Instead, when you look left you find 4 pricks giving you threatening looks, look right and you find the cousins of the 4 pricks giving you the same looks. Where to go?
I can keep on going on and on, but you know, I know, everyone knows